Somewhere on this earth, every ten seconds, a woman gives birth to a child. We must find that woman and stop her.
I asked God for bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way … so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
say hello to my little friend …no more plastic bags
We’ll be friends ‘til we’re old and senile…then we’ll be new friends!
In a quandary …love “Dancers at the Bar” by Colombian artist Fernando Botero …and my Fitbit.
The nom de brush for Josh Agle is “Shag” … nom nom nom. ♥
Sarcasm helps you keep from telling people what you really think of them.